Questions to ponder

Its after midnight and I have been trying to fall asleep for over an hour now and its not working. I was laying in bed pondering the questions of life and thought I would share them with you.

When I was in High School I read a book called hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. In it they ponder the questions of life, the universe and everything else, finally to come up with the answer of 42, but by the time they arrive at the answer they have forgotten the questions. Perhaps by the time I arrive at these answers I will have forgotten them.

1- Why is it called Fancy Ketchup? What is so FANCY about smashed tomatoes?

2- When did the mall become the hang out for teenagers?

3- What did teenagers do before there were malls?

4- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

5- Why is it called REAL mayonnaise?

6- Who decided that we should drive on the right side of the road here in the USA, when all the other countries drive on the left?

7- Why are they called child proof bottles when Adults are the ones that can not get into them?

8=What is the difference between a street, road, blvd and avenue?

9- Why is it that the harder we try to get to sleep the more awake we stay?

10- Why do we say she slept like a baby when babies sleep 3 hours at a time?

11- What happened to A cell batteries?

12- Why do we have day light savings time at all?

13-If men and women were created equal - we can only women have babies?

14-Who decided that Pink would be a femmine color and blue a masculine one?

Please feel free to help me answer these questions...